funyarinpa & friends.

1. So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too

2. I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.

3. I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.

4. he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.

5. So we get back to the hotel room and he strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick.

6. Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine

7. Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.