funyarinpa & friends.

1. totall yforggot i asked the co p for a thoereticle fist bumpp n he stil llet me drive a way

2. i just addde a bunch of arbirtary optoins to my ouija board. ghosts ca nnow tell me cheddar, the homosssexual agedna, the hole foods vgean aisle, or viab le offspsring

3. i hav e the best iddea for an ew buisness. its goingg to bec alled "lamb-scape". we ar e giong to cut lawwns usin glambs. you jusst put 5 or 6 on a law n n tehy eat the grasss #allnatural

4. theress ano wl outsidd. i feel likee hes hoooing drectaly atme.

5. i sweer the co wwe tri ed to tippp triedto eatt me an dall i coulld thin k was ohhow the tabl es have turrrned wors ttrip evvver

6. oh my god there are animals here. there are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. a giraffee is trying to get in. is ridiculouss.

7. thatsss probbly whe ni climed a treeee n tolld evryon i was n ornamment

8. what would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft

9. i really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. i even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.