bartendings: (🗝 unsure)

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[personal profile] bartendings 2019-05-24 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
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1. i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?

2. Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me.

3. Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.

4. I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.

5. He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definitely having sex with him again.

6. Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid

7. I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.

8. Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
or text her instead!