tfln open post.

[dewdrops]

by fandom:

13 sentinels: aegis rim: takatoshi hijiyama

ace attorney: ema skye, iris, mia fey

ai the somnium files: mizuki date, mizuki okiura

code geass: euphemia li britannia

collar x malice: ichika hoshino

dangan ronpa: chiaki nanami (sdr2), chiaki nanami (dr3), fuyuhiko kuzuryuu, gundam tanaka, hajime hinata, ibuki mioda, kaito momota, kyouko kirigiri, maki harukawa, peko pekoyama, yasuhiro hagakure

dc comics: barbara gordon

final fantasy: aerith gainsborough (remake), rinoa heartilly, tifa lockhart (ac), tifa lockhart (remake)

fire emblem: 3 houses/hopes: dorothea arnault, edelgard von hresvelg, hilda valentine goneril, lysithea von ordelia

fruits basket: machi kuragi, mayuko shiraki, rin sohma

higurashi: mion sonozaki

legend of zelda: zelda (botw), zelda (totk)

magic kaito: aoko nakamori

mythology: izanami

persona: kotone shiomi, mitsuru kirijo, sumire yoshizawa

red vs blue: tex

root double: jun moribe, kazami tachibana

rune factory: frey

the world ends with you: raimu "rhyme" bito, shoka sakurane

zero escape: akane kurashiki, junpei tenmyouji, phi

Comments

mion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni

[penalizing]

options:

1. we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game

2. We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.

3. anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?

4. My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?

5. I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style

6. Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out

7. i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him

8. As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you

9. I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night

10. Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had.

11. The power of my boobs compel you

12. cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober

13. So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.

14. HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.

15. This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular

16. I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.

17. I have wine with a bendy straw, bitches. I can do fucking anything

18. Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.

19. So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?

20. fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever

21. the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.

22. So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.

23. im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??

24. Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.

25. QUICK FAX ME THE BALL

26. My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?

27. Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful!

28. He corrected my spelling during sexting.

29. like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?

30. It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.

31. im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??

32. Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.

33. Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap

34. You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.

35. i don't do stupid things anymore
i do stupid people!!

36. i’m not lawful evil!
i do evil things because i want to, not because of the law

37. he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him
that's all it took

38. it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower!!!

39. fuck positive energy, i choose drinking instead!!

40. OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB
OH. MY. GOD.

41. i mean i'm completely serious AND also drunk

42. mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

43. apparently he couldn't remember my name so he referred to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about....

44. drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself!!!

45. hungover
no words
just memes

46. i'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality!!!

47. well, my grandma saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going????

48. apparently i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory"...

49. be the chaos you wish to see in the world!!!

50. MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

51. we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.

52. why do i have the 4 of hearts in my bra???

53. there is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event

54. i have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... and i have boobs

55. he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever

56. look, if it comes down to it, i’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts

57. get ready for me, i'm full of tequila and i want to be full of you next

58. nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners

59. you spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt...

60. i'm getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call

61. that's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.

62. i tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml

63. Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people

64. in the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.

65. Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights. I think I'm in love

66. you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."

67. Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.

68. I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

69. note to self: condoms are not microwavable!!

70. second wind!!!
...either that or my heart is about to explode
i'm hoping the first one...

71. i can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra!!
i need to go out tonight

72. WTF???
why is there a pic of my tits in your dad's office???????

73. i sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us...

or text her instead!